This was no set up!!!

Can you imagine what I was thinking when I came out from the office and found Noah slicing himself some watermelon? On closer inspection of the photos you will notice....

1. He is balancing on the most unstable, out-of-control ride on toy in our house.
2. He is in fact on tippy toes.
3. He has in his hands the largest knife that we own.
4. He is cutting with the knife up-side-down.
5. He is not actually holding onto the kitchen bench for support or anchorage.

How he managed to walk away from this experience not bleeding nor concussed is a frigging miracle. There is a GOD!