My revolting husband

Saturday night at 11:30 Richard stumbled into our home extremely drunk. He was spluttering, mumbling & staggering. He thought it was a good idea to let the dog in on our bed, slam doors and wake the whole house. Sunday morning Mum, Noah and I were cooking french toast for breakfast. I thought that it would be nice for Noah to take some french toast into his Daddy.
The french toast also had a little note with it saying .......